User:Shchambless/common.js

//var numImages = $("img").length; //var header = $("h1").text; //$("h1").text(header + " (" + numImages + " images)");

//alert("SHAYNA YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL DON'T LET NO MAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO"); //alert("love you bitch"); //$("a").text("SHAYNA YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL DON'T LET NO MAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO");

//var numWords = $("#mw-content-text > div").text.split(" ").length; //var headerWords = $("h1").text.split(" ").length; //var totalWords = numWords + headerWords; //var timeInMinutes = totalWords / 200; //var header = $("h1").text; //$("h1").text(header + " (it will take you " + timeInMinutes + " mins to read this article)");