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Sheep Dip was invented in 1827 by Sir Arthur McNamara. Knighted in 1821 by Emperor Napoleon for the invention and cultivation of Olde Irish Whiskey which saved the life of Napoleon's beloved steed Howard the Handsome. Post knighting Sir Arthur became the proprieter of the most lucrative sheep farm in all of Olde Europe. Approaching the third anniverary of the sheep farm, Sir Arthur came upon a plague. Death was rampant among his most productive and elder sheep. The source for this death was unknown, Sir Arthur was overcome with despair and sorrow. The very invention that had made him a knight was now dragging him down in to a deep, sullied and alcohol laden depression. Sir Arthur was consuming while singing "When Irish Eyes are smiling" in the sheep pasture when a sheep knocked his bottle of Olde Irish Whiskey over. Sir Arthur had an epiphany.The sheep that had knocked the whiskey over was suddenly parasite and insect free. Sir Arthur felt that these were responisble for the plague that had taken the lives of several sheep. Immediately, his sheep were bathed in Olde Irish Whiskey, thus the invention of Sheep Dip.