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How it started—

Sheeseism is a religion based on Kyle Sheese, 31 year old science teacher, is secretly a godly figure. Back in the year 4.2 Billion B.C., 4 Billion years before today, the Titan, Tony Meehan, was born from the white searing flames of the sun. He was born to form the universe. Meehan created everything in existence, he taught the plants how to create oxygen, he taught the first mammal how to hide efficiently, then, in the mid Paleozoic era, Meehan had created a rogue asteroid. It was headed straight for earth. It would hit as the dinosaurs first came to earth.

Meehan realized that he couldn’t stop the asteroid alone, so during the last 15 minutes of the Paleozoic Era, Meehan know what he had to do, Meehan birthed Kyle from the fire of the largest volcano on earth, Sheese’s job was to kill the asteroid…

Sheese waited until the peak of the Dinosaurs, but never found the asteroid, meanwhile on the other side of the earth, it hit, and it hit hard... The dinosaurs were wiped out, all of Meehan’s work was destroyed, Meehan was so angry that he banished Kyle to a life of teaching science, he taught the first humans about fire, and he built the pyramids, Tony Meehan eventually retired to teaching History and Geography because knew the world could help itself. Sheese had his first son in the mid quartenary, Curtis Backfish.

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-Haley Bush -Levi Jennings -Emma Hall -Makayla Passmore -Joseph Southwood -Sarah Harris -Kalie Cunningham -Logan Valentine -Briar Eyre -Carter Monser -Teagan McKirk