User:SheiknVac

This "about me" section needs a kick in the backside, it really does. Having spent ten minutes staring blankly at the empty, uninviting box, I began to transcribe my inner monologue in desperation. I'm an ambitious, imaginative chap and I have some grand ideas for myself, so when I struggle to get my front foot over the first hurdle, I tend to panic - cue "Rabbit in Headlights".

Anyway, I'm still pretty clueless as to how all of this works, so please forgive me in advance for my many scarcely-believable blunders. "Did George W. Bush really invent calculus?", you might find yourself asking. Yes, in my world he did. He also married the sister of Ming the Merciless (Mingellina...and boy is she some sight) and discovered World War II at least 50 years before Adolf Hitler did. You might argue and argue you should, for this is my world and it is yours but we are not each others. There is no such thing as objectivity!

I'm John. It's nice to meet you.