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The Pontypool Front Row

Written by Max Boyce

Now I'll tell you all a story, about some lads I know, who were know throughtout the valleys, as the Pontypool Front Row. It's got a little chorus and the chorus you all know. So tell me are you ready? Up and under here we go.

Chorus Up and Under here we go, are you ready yes or no?, Up and Under here we go, It's the song of the Pontypool Front Row.

now they made a film in London, it was censored double X the sort of film that frightens one not one of lust and sex. Mary Whitehousesaw it and now they'll never show, a film called up and under starring the Pontypool Front Row

we had touble in Uganda with president Amin so we sent an envoy out with a message from the Queen, to stay the execution but Amin answered NO! 'till a card was sent from the Viet Gwent, The Ponypool Front Row.

They've had trouble on the railways with some of soccers fans, I've seen them on the terraces throwing stones and cans. The've stopped the Soccer Specials it's a waste of time I know, 'cause in the end, they'll have to send, For the Pontypool Front Row.

There's a programme on the telly, I watch it when I can, the story of an astronaut, the first bionic man. He cost six million dollars that's a lot of bread I know, but Wigan offered more than that for The Pontypool Front Row.