User:Shereth/Uwelcome

Hello, and welcome to Wikipedia!

I hope not to seem unfriendly or make you feel unwelcome, but while I see that you've made some contributions that look to be pretty useful and neutral, it looks like you aren't familiar with our policies yet and you have committed the cardinal sin of picking a user name that looks suspiciously like a company name. This is a big no-no because of one of the following:


 * You're probably just here to try to get us to buy your crap
 * Chances are you could never write neutrally about your favorite subject
 * We also think there's a good chance you aren't who you say you are

Don't worry if you don't understand all these policies; we have experienced editors who are probably discussing this issue on one of our esoteric and obscure discussion areas. Chances are an administrator will come along and revoke your editing privileges shortly so that we don't run the risk of your account causing further concern. Please don't be upset if this happens, it doesn't mean we want you to go away, it just means that we prefer to presume the worst when it comes to these types of user names. As long as you haven't been scared away by this abrupt action or are confused, we'll invite you to pick a new user name that is less likely to raise the ire of the defenders of the Wikipedia, assuming that you can be arsed to figure out how to use various templates to request unblocking and file a name change request and numerous other intricate bits of Wiki-code that we don't expect newcomers to master.

Thanks, and have fun editing!