User:SheriffIsInTown



"The most important aspect of delivering justice is to deliver the offenders to the justices, so they may defend themselves."
 * A quote by  Sh eri  ff   ☎ 911 

"To succeed and endure on Wikipedia, one must don a rhino 🦏 skin."
 * Another quote by  Sh eri  ff   ☎ 911 

"It is not sufficient that I succeed; all others must fail."
 * Temüjin describing culture at Wikipedia



En-act-ments
This section lists all the articles created by me in order of their creation.

Note: The initial number indicates the quantity of articles of that type crafted, while the number in parentheses denotes its position in the overall list of created articles.

Successful sock-puppet investigations
I have been part of the following successful sock-puppet investigations with a success rate of 84% in exposing sock masters and their puppets which resulted in exposing of 3 masters and their 18 puppets. Two attempts out of twelve was unsuccessful although it was filed in good faith.


 * Successful investigations:


 * Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/Indusonline
 * Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/KahnJohn27
 * Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/LanguageXpert
 * Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/Bazaan
 * Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/Adilswati
 * Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/CosmicEmperor
 * Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/KnightWarrior25
 * Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/Lagoo sab

Who is my master?
"I have no master and I am the master of none, they call me Jack of all trades!"

People have their head over heals in trying to find an answer to that question. Listed below are the unsuccessful attempts made so far. Stay tuned for more to come soon because you know what, no one can stop people from wasting their time.


 * Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/LanguageXpert
 * Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/TopGun
 * Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/SheriffIsInTown

Fun edits

 * Zero: A person who has no value, opposite of a hero. (to 0 on 09/19/2015 at 02:16)


 * *'''Submit for a drug test to LabCorps or Cops at your local precinct/police station, if your drug test is negative, post the results with your request to create the account and continue with the following steps. Our trained and professional Wikipedians who are also sometimes high on cocaine themselves will evaluate your reports for authenticity and will get back to you. If the report is positive, don't even think about it. It is essential to have drug free Wikipedia since making edits while high on cocaine or alcohol is not a great idea. Drug test is now mandatory to become an editor on Wikipedia. (to Request an account on 09/23/2015 at 01:17)


 * To Husain Haqqani (diff)


 * To Donald Trump (diff)

Signature Template
Sheriff &#124; ☎ 911 &#124;

Green version for special days:

Sheriff &#124; ☎ 911 &#124;

Alternative signature for move discussions:


 * King Julien <b style="color: black;">of </b><b style="color: blue;">Wikipedia</b> &#124; <b style="color: green;">make a move</b> &#124;
 * <b style="color: blue;">King </b><b style="color: red;">Julien </b><b style="color: black;">of </b><b style="color: blue;">Wikipedia</b> &#124; <b style="color: green;">do not make a move</b> &#124;

To do list

 * Create:
 * Afzaal Ahmed (actor)
 * Qutubuddin Aziz
 * List of Pakistani heads of state or government

The Climate Barnstar: Incorporate with "The Environment Barnstar" or publish under new name.
 * Original ideas:

Country Barnstars

The Barn Barnstar: For editors working on farm animals or crops related articles.

The ASSHOLE Barnstar: Also can be called The Barnstar of Shame to be ordained to editors who behave like ASSHOLES, for example "Reverting indiscriminately many edits to revert one problem edit and not restoring good edits afterwards", "Accuse other editors baselessly highlighting the content on their user pages or capitalizing on negative messages left by other editors to user's talk page to push their accusation through" and other similar behaviors.


 * Improve:
 * Sultan Rahi
 * Larkana: Etymology (Sindhi clan "Larik"?)
 * Iqbal Zafar Jhagra
 * Jhelum River
 * Kulbhushan Yadav: Control heavy POV traffic
 * Attaullah Khan Esakhelvi
 * Wartime sexual violence: Check for improvements
 * 2016 India–Pakistan military confrontation:
 * 1) Kejriwal and other Indian politicians asking for proof of raid
 * 2) Confusion among Indian media
 * 3) Asim Bajwa on Ranbir Singh for being dishonest to his profession as a military man for lying about the raid
 * Future reference
 * Reliable sources/Noticeboard/Archive 203
 * Administrators' noticeboard/IncidentArchive914


 * Pages with major changes:
 * Karachi
 * I. I. Chundrigar Road


 * Research:
 * Analyze before and after war population data and see where genocide numbers stand in the light of that

Pie chart languages color selection
Use same color for a specific language across all pages of a specific project, change the majority language color to green if selected majority language color look too bad to the eye. If there are two separate dialects of the same language, introduce a new color for one of the dialects.

Shared IP declaration
I edit using shared IP addresses most of the time, where could exist other editors who are completely unknown to me.