User:Shinx002

I am Shinx002 and I defeated Abraham Lincoln in the Great Teddy Bear Race of 3038. Abraham didn't stand a chance against my evil gummy bear and toilet paper army. But he fought strong by using his giant moon cheese robot. His famous quote still rings in my ear, "I may be melting, but I'll be back some day." Then his friend Barney came and ate the world. Bottom line, Dinosaurs are creepy. Amen.