User:ShipShrekt

A man of few words but many actions. Will open your soul to the gods as payment for your sins. You are but an ant to the all knowing and powerful ShipShrekt. To prove your worth you will have to follow the Ten Commandments of the Poi' un. Ship is the first part followed by the Shrekt, Ship is the spiritual awakening, while Shrekt is the purpose inducing scripture. To complete Ship, you must give up all your desires and former beliefs and realize that you are made by ShipShrekt, for SipShrekt, to be loved by ShipShrekt. To become awoke you need to eat 3 pounds of curry every day for 2 weeks so that you have cleansed your palate. Then you must travel to the spring of Nazareth and drink the water so that you can become pure. Then, you need to
 * Faur
 * Hoi
 * Nyuo
 * Traujun