User:Shlomif/Wikipedia Chuck Norris Facts

Introduction
These are Chuck Norris Facts with a theme of the Wikipedia or similar Wikimedia projects.

Facts

 * Chuck Norris read the entire English Wikipedia in 24 hours. Twice. (User:Shlomif)
 * Actually, he wrote it in 24 hours. Twice. The first time longhand in blood. The second time he typed it in from memory. (Drew Roberts).

Deletionism

 * Wikipedia deletionists beware! If you delete Chuck Norris' Wikipedia Submission, he will delete you! (User:Shlomif)
 * Deletionists delete Wikipedia articles. Chuck Norris deletes deletionists who delete Wikipedia articles. (User:Shlomif)
 * Deletionists delete Wikipedia articles that they consider lame. Chuck Norris deletes Deletionists whom he considers lame. (User:Shlomif)
 * Deletionists delete Wikipedia articles that they consider lame. Chuck Norris deletes Deletionists whom he considers lame, for deleting Wikipedia articles that he doesn't consider lame. (User:Shlomif)
 * There are no deletionists. Only Wikipedia articles Chuck Norris allows to live. (joeyadams)
 * Wikipedia deletionists don't delete lame Wikipedia articles. Chuck Norris deletes lame Wikipedia articles. (User:Shlomif)