User:Shmikeheaven/Shmikeindustries

Shmike Industries
Read carefully because these following words shall put you're life in jeopardy shmike industries is in charge of our world. Yes every government are in their control,Bar the Albanians but they don't really matter. (Sorry to all Albanians) Everything is in their control, There was no missiles in Cuba, shmike industries just had a leak. And do you believe those global warming stories it is in reality much worse. They must be stopped as soon as possible.

The Media
You must be careful the media are part of shmike industries to not watch anything owned by Rupert Murdoch he brainwashes his viewers to love Shmike Industries And be careful because operation Warhammer will soon be in effect, Trust me you'll know when it starts.

My Sacrifice
That is all i can say i may not survive the next few hours but you must do something to protect this planet from the evil corporation best of luck you're gonna need it.

Other Things
(oh yeah if you need help buy enemy of the state but don't expect help from Gene Hackman's low key performance :D)

(apology also to all Gene Hackman fans i enjoyed the french connection)