User:Shock Brigade Harvester Boris/On Wikipedia

On WP:AN/I

 * BJ: Hopalong Ferret Face just shot me in the leg.


 * Frank: Sir, I think the Chinese have captured Major Houlihan


 * Col. Potter: I see. So naturally, you shot Captain Hunnicutt.


 * Radar: [giggles]


 * Frank: Well, what's so funny, Corporal?


 * Radar: Sorry, Sir


 * Col. Potter: Don't blame the boy, Burns. He knows a good joke when he sees one.

On Arbcom

 * Louise: [out of breath] 	He's dead, Chance! The Old Man's dead!


 * Chance: [flatly, turns back to TV] ...I see.


 * Louise:	Must of happened durin' the night, I don't know...Lord, he wasn't breathin' and as cold as a fish. I touched him, just to see, and you believe me, Chance - that's doin' more than I get paid to do... Then I just cover him up, pulled the sheet over his head...


 * Chance: [nodding] Yes. I've seen that done.


 * Louise:	...Then I get the hell out of that room and call the doctor and I think I woke him probably, he wasn't any too alert. He just said, 'Yeah, he's been expectin' it and said he'd send somebody over...'  Lord, what a mornin'!


 * Chance: [watches news flashes of season's first snowfall] ...Yes, Lousie, it's snowing in the garden today. Have you looked outside and seen the snow? It's very white.


 * [A beat of silence from Louise, then anger.]


 * Louise: 	Gobbledegook! Dammit, Boy!  Is that all you got to say?  More gobbledegook?


 * [Chance smiles, is silent]


 * Louise: That Old Man's layin' up there dead as hell and it just don't make any difference to you!


 * [Lousie takes a long look at Chance, then softens, sits next to him.]


 * Louise: 	Oh, Lord, Chance - I don't know what I was expectin' from you... I'm sorry for yellin' like I did... No sir, I just don't know what I was expectin'...


 * [Chance doesn't react, watches TV]


 * Louise: ...I 'spose I'd better gather up some breakfast for you...


 * Chance: [finally turns to Louise] Yes, I'm very hungry.

On canvassing

 * Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?


 * Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!


 * Croupier: [hands Renault a pile of money] Your winnings, sir.


 * Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much. [aloud] Everybody out at once!