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7 Reasons Why Noah J. King Is The Greatest Person To Live

1. He is the nicest individual (He also won courtesy award)

2. He keeps the world safe of menaces like Owen, Cael, and Jeremiah

3. He is insanely athletic and the best basketball player EVER

4. He is the sexiest man alive, can pull both genders, and has the best hair and style

5. He can straight up walk on water

6. He is the smartest man and Stephen  Hawking’s got nothing on him

7. HE IS BETTER THAN EVERYONE AT EVERYTHING!