User:Shorriga/Tulambious

TizHistookery (History)
The word tulambious was derived during the formidable years of Meghan's youth with her Father in what surely were one too many long car trips. It is widely recognized that tulambious means "anything". The great Albert Enstein philosophized about the word tulambious drawing this analogy "google:numbers what tulambious:words, in other words it is infinitely great...kind of like E=mc^2". As Meghan matured her overpowering grip on the English language, and all languages for that matter, led to the creation of many words and a formula for deriving more creative words to replace others she felt to be less "enlightened". In this, she showed that tulambious is possible.

Dribbly Fombis (Derivation Formula)
There are 3 commonly accepted theories/formulas for creating more creative words: Genius Creative Theory, Traditional Derviation Formula, and Technology Derivation Formula. First game the Genius Creative Theory, that purely involves the creative capacity of Meg to come up with new words. This showed up first and at a very influence-able age. Then there was the "traditional" derivation, which modify words based on lingual interpretations, combinations, and modifications. Later on, with the advances in technology, Meghan showed that her derivation forumla was adapatable and could stay current with the times. Therefore she developed the "technological", which used the power of technology to "creativify" words seemlessly.

Traditional
The traditional derivation formula involves the seemingly ingenious breaking down, tearing apart, and putting back together of words. Unlike humpty dumpty, Meghan proved you can put words back together again. An example:

Technological
The technological derivation formula involves resting the hands on the keyboard as trained school and then shifting one or both hands one key position over. For example, to type the word apple, the normal person would rest their left hand (pinky through thumb) on asdf and the "space" key and their right hand (thumb through pinky) on the "space" key and jkl;. The normal person would then hit "a" with pinky of LH, "pp" with pinky of RH, "l" with RH ring finger, and "e" with middle finger of LH. IN the technological derivation, "apple" would become "aiike" (a shift of the RH to the left by one key position".

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