User:ShortDolphin

ShortDolphin (born July 22nd, 1997) is a twitter commenter and personality. He really likes the patriots and shitting on EA Sports. I am currently buzzed when I created this document, but I hope wikipedia keeps it up. Anyways, how are you guys? Im doing alright. Im waiting for the bus to take me down to the bars. Did I tell you I have 2 practices tomorrow but I don't really care. I'm planning on getting fairly drunk tonight and enjoying myself. My head coach was in a frat at the school he was at, so he knows something about lifting and partying while playing sports.