User:Shortanswer

Welcome to my user page in Wikipedia! Please post any questions you have about my contributions by editing the discussions page. I will be happy to respond.

In the meantime, here are some of my favorite quotes.

"To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer." -Farmers' Almanac, 1978

"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past." -George Carlin

"The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution." Bertrand Russell

"Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine." Sir Arthur Eddington

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." -Robert X. Cringely