User:ShroomLovesDale

History
The history of What The Fudge Bakeries (WTF) is both complicated and humorous. Started by certain members of the witness protection program, this bakery was founded as a desperate attempt at being funny. Caroline Make Peace, not War and Maggie Pray Before Bedtime left the mafia lifestyle (probl'y shouldn't a toldja that) to collaborate on a small bakery project with their husbands, TyTy Merko'n'Co, and Dale ScandalousFannyPack. They expected to live a nice, quiet Southern California life, only to discover that SoCal was any thing but.

Employees and Personal Histories
Caroline and Maggie (whose real names have been removed to protect the innocent) made fast friends with two key characters. Gianna Star-Spanglered Banner and Sarah Make Peace, Happiness and Looove were both happily married with their husbands as the primary breadwinners, but were bonded together in friendship by the truth that something was missing in their lives. Caroline was thrilled to be re-united with her estranged twin, and offered her a job on the spot. Maggie, however, was not quite happy at seeing Gianna, her absolute arch nemesis, and was even less chuffed with her business partner when she offered Spanglered a job. Fortunately, Gianna and Maggie soon ended their feud, as it turned out that Gianna was a fantabulous baker, as long as there was a mix box around, instantly promoting her to head chef. Unfortunately, Oystii did not prove to have much talent at all, and was soon stuck at the level of Lowly BusWhale. Things were going pretty darn fantabulously, until Maggie, who was known to be very paranoid, noted that Caroline seemed to be eyeing her darling Dale behind her back. Of course, Before Bedtime was pissed. She confronted Caroline and of course NotWar denied it. But Maggie knew something was fishy. Unfortunately, what she knew was wrong. The non-existant love affair was proven to be just that, and Maggie went back and begged for Caro and Dale's forgiveness. "I'm so sorry for how I acted. I know it's not much of an excuse, but I was hitting the Orange Juice pretty hard those days, and sales were down, and I was looking for someone to wail on. I can only hope my darling dearest snookie honeybuns, sweetie pie, fudge bucket, snoogawoogums, fannypack- wearing, scandalous Daley-pie can forgive me." --Maggie Pray Before Bedtime on her husband's non-existants love affair--Source: WackJobs Monthly How this affected dear old TyTy, nobody knows.

Hours and Services ~wiggles eyebrows~
They might be there. They probably aren't. They usually get there around 10:00. But sometimes it's more like noon. They're supposed to close at 7:00. They don't. They're open every other weekday every four weeks times three, not counting Kwanzaa and National Boxing Day, and NEVER on days ending with Q.

Services: Give them a request and Gianna (cough) Maggie (cough) will make it for you. Unless, of course, they find you irritating. Which they do.