User:Shumanskers

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Fun Fact
Doughnuts were once used a SQUEEGIES! i peed IN YOUR PANTS!

Hobbies and Interests
I am a stalker and i love cheese. My hobbies are eating tacos and enjoying the quaint sound of human armpit farts. My real name is Randy Jackson and i absolutly LOVE your mom. thats what she said

I Made A JOKE
there was this man who whenever he had a scab he would pick it off and put it into a box, and when he had a cut he would let the blood drip into a bottle....one day his brother came to visit him for a week well his brother went to work (he was a miner) so he was gone for days at a time and a couple hours after he left his brother was looking for some extra balnkets in the closet and the door slammed shut and locked on him...... thre days later his brother cam home and was looking for his brother eventually he found him locked in a closet an asked him what had happend he said "well i was lookin for some blankets and the door slammed shut and locked" the other brother asked him how he survived for three days without food and water and the other brother replies "well if it hadnt been for that ketchup and corn flakes"............

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!", shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good", and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our ord and Savior?", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!", shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good", and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The teacher fainted. <--- THATS WHAT SHE SAID

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