User:Siantrueblue/WRC (Wolves Are Coming)

'''WRC! (Wolves Are Coming)'''

WRC! (or Wolves Are Coming) is the tribe of wolf bretheren that rules most of Kentucky, Illinois, and Azerbaijan. The leader of this bretheren is the infamous Wolf Chief, who is known for his many escapades with members of the RLNP (Rogue Llamas of Northern Peru) and his proficiency at brewing Squirrel Baby Stew. In 2007, while on a reconnaissance mission with his trusty side-kick, Wolf Burnette, Wolf Chief met his future prodigies Wolf Matally, Wolf Haynes, and Wolf Hall. Their astounding love for the way of the wolf led to their partnership as mischief making fiends. Wolf Matally is spunky with an extreme love for sweets, anything involving Taylor Lautner, and attack squirrel babies. Wolf Haynes loves blueberry doughnut holes, texting, and long runs in the wilderness. Wolf Hall enjoys shopping, Disney Princesses, and luring squirrel babies into traps with her beautiful singing prowess. In 2008, the bretheren added a new member, Wolf Howard, who is known for spontaneous attitude and sarcasm expertise. In 2008 Wolf Howard also contracted an unknown disease that the WRC refers to as "Squirrel Flu". Also, in 2008 Wolf Haynes spawned the young wolf pup, Dexter, whose skills continue to prove he is a true wolf. In 2009, Wolf Matally's wolf pup, Mattie was born, making him the second to enter the bretheren. To this day, The WRC is still in power and continues to do everything in their power to lower the squirrel population, one stew at a time.