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<!-- EDIT BELOW THIS LINE -- Marcus Skywalker Book 1: Marcus Skywalker Goes to Hogwarts! Hi ym name is Caden and I’m going to an orgy

After burning Cadeneth Potter, Darth Vader used his skin to be able to attend a big Caden Potter orgy with Caden Potter, Cadenial Potter, and Cadence Potter. And Darth Vader became pregnant because of it. He was in the middle of destroying a planet when the kid popped out. Suddenly Marcus walked up, pointed to Darth Vader’s leader John Delaney and said “I thought John was dead. Character armour??” “That was John Cena you slut. You know what… what if I name my son Marcus and abuse my son to teach this Marcus a lesson?” So that’s what happened. And for eleven years, Marcus was whipped by Daddy Darth Vader.

Meanwhile, Michael Scott decided to reopen Hogwarts in Stanley’s honor. He asked his buddy Voldemort, the hand of the king to get a new Hogwarts built. Voldemort went to the king, the Ratking, and asked permission for the new Hogwarts. The Ratking rubbed his fingers as he thought about it. “I want you to do something for me.” he said. “Anything.” said Voldemort.” “It’s too confusing to keep up with all the different Caden’s. Can you fuse them together? Or kill two of them?” Voldemort did not want to kill a Caden, but he was in debt to Michael Scott forever, so he had to get this castle built. He agreed to the deal. Voldemort knew Cadence and Caden, but he needed to find Cadenial and Cadeneth. That’s when he learned Cadenial along with the rest of the Guardians of the Galaxy were banned from Earth. He also learned Cadeneth was on the Death Star. He decided to go to the Death Star first.

Darth Vader was still in Cadeneth’s skin when a ship flew up. Marcus was being whipped when it happened and he was happy to see a passerby. “Yay! I can escape!” He jumped out of the window onto Voldemort’s ship. “Hey look a child!” said Voldemort. He got the windshield wipers and Marcus flew off. “KILL THE SHIP!” said Emperor John Delaney. Darth Vader got a big ray gun and shot Voldemort out of the ship so he couldn’t defend the ship. But then Marcus flew back into the ship. “SUCK IT DAD!” Marcus said and he shot down the Death Star. Emperor John Delaney escaped on an escape pod and Darth Vader landed in Marcus’s ship. Marcus tied Voldemort up. “I’m your daddy now.” he said and began to whip his father. Marcus let Voldemort back in the ship. Voldemort was not aware that Darth Vader wasn’t Cadeneth and was satisfied with his mission. He took control of the ship. “We’re going to the Guardians of the Galaxy!” Black Panther, Bill Nye, America, Ninja, King Trashmouth, and Cadaniel were making a plan to sneak their way back onto Earth. “What if we nuke?” asked Cadenial. “SHUT THE **** UP CADENIAL!” said Bill Nye. “Yeah Cadenial we wouldn’t be here in the first place if you hadn’t screwed us out of Earth!” “I said I was sorry!” said Cadenial. Everyone took turns slapping it except for Ninja. “No bullying!” he said. But then a ship came in. “GIVE US THE BOY OR DIE!” yelled Voldemort. “Fine you can take him!” said King Trashmouth. “We don’t want him.” said Black Panther. So Cadenial, Marcus, Darth Vader and Voldemort made their way back to Earth. Voldemort then grabbed Cadence from her home with Sam and Caden from his home with Hulk and gave them to the Ratking. “Thank you Voldemort. LET HOGWARTS BE BUILT!” “More like Hogfarts.” said all the Caden’s in unison. Then the castle was erected from the ground in the shape of a pee pee. “You’re a smart kid.” Voldemort told Marcus. “You should come to our school.” “Sure!” said Marcus. The Ratking prepared to combine all the Caden’s. But it didn’t work. “What went wrong?” asked the Ratking, rubbing his fingers. Darth Vader ripped his skin off. “I AM NOT CADENETH POTTER! I AM DARTH VADER!” Caden stabbed him. “YOU KILLED MY FATHER!” yelled Marcus. “No.” said Caden. “I am your father.” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” said Marcus as Voldemort carted him off to Hogwarts. As it turned out, Caden was the one to impregnate Darth Vader and gave birth to Marcus. But also, Caden was a terrible stabber so Darth Vader escaped alive. Cadence did not want to be combined with these gross guys. “How about I just kill Cadenial and legally change Caden’s name to Poopoo? That’ll make it less confusing.” “Sure.” said the Ratking. “Wait what-” said Cadenial but before Cadence could kill him America scooped him up. “GET THAT BIRD!” said the Ratking to his royal explorer Dora. Dora got out her musket and followed the eagle. Caden got his name legally changed to Poopoo Potter.

The Guardians of the Galaxy were waiting for America to bring back their dinner Cadenial when they heard a gunshot. They looked down and they saw that America had fallen. “Crap!” said King Trashmouth. “We need America to bring us our dinner!” But they saw a royal warrior named Dora had killed their eagle. “We can’t get to our dinner.” said Black Panther. “We are banned from Earth.” “Did rules stop us when we got arrested for tax evasion?” asked King Trashmouth. And then he jumped down to Earth. “FOR DINNER!” yelled Bill Nye as he jumped down too. Those two immediately got arrested. “Should we save them?” asked Ninja. “Nah let’s play Uno.” said Black Panther. After the bird fell Cadenial escaped to a Seven Eleven.

Hogwarts was coming soon and Voldemort helped Marcus get all of his things. The first order of business was getting a pet. The options were an owl, cat or toad. Marcus got a cat.

It was the first day of Hogwarts and Michael Scott was the headmaster. “Welcome to Hogwarts everyone! We are all a family!” Everyone cheered at him. “First of all we will sort into houses.” But then someone burst through the castle. “GIVE UM THE BEAN!” he said loudly. And The Bean was here. Everyone clapped as The Bean sat down. He shook everyone’s hand and said “GIVE UM THE BEAN!” and everytime he said it everyone cheered. “THE BEAN IS HERE!” Michael Scott said happily. Everyone got sorted, but when it was The Bean’s turn, he got sorted into “Gamer” house and not the traditional Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin or Gryffindor. When it was Marcus’ turn he also got into “Gamer” house because he saved Voldemort’s life. The last person to be sorted was a girl who said “ROAR!” “Woah!” said Michael. “You’re so much like Stanley! I’ll call you Female Stanley! Female Stanley, you get to be in Gamer!” “ROAR!” said Female Stanley. So the Gamer house went to their corridor and got to meet each other. They talked a long time. “I’m so cool they let me have a dog.” said The Bean. And then he revealed his dog, Sven. “I got a cat. I haven’t named him yet.” said Marcus. But then the cat started walking and said “Yummy yummy this children look tasty!”

“AAAH!” the children screamed. “STAMPYLONGNOSE!” “I ate all the pets,” said Female Stanley. Every night for the whole school year, Stampy molested three children.

Marcus was very good at all the classes (nerd) and so he got all A’s. The school bully Shrek was very jealous. “You only have three kids in your class!” Shrek said. “You’re gonna lose the point game!” “Shut up Shrek!” said Marcus. But it turned out they did win, because every time The Bean said “GIVE UM THE BEAN!” Gamers got 10 million points. “And the winner is… GAMERS!” said Michael Scott at the end of the year ceremony. “YAYA!” they all cheered. But then Shrek went into his final form. “ROAR!” said Shrek. “ROAR!” said Female Stanley. And they had a big battle. The whole school watched. But then a space ship came. And out came… Darth Vader. “MAUAUAHSHHASNA!” said Darth Vader.” “My daddy!” yelled Marcus. “We must defend Hogwarts!” yelled Michael. But Vader killed a lot of children that day. But then Sven arrived. “Arf.” he said on his phone. Darth Vader got so scared he ran away back to Emperor John Delaney to return for the sequels. “WE DEFENDED HOGWARTS!” yelled Michael and they all had a celebration. And as he watched the party, Michael knew that this was gonna be a great seven years. He went to Spencer Gifts and bought himself a “World’s Best Headmaster” mug.

Marcus had no home anymore after Daddy Darth Vader abandoned him. But then Poopoo Potter and Hulk arrived. “You are my son.” said Poopoo. “I’ll take you in.” “Awesome!” said Marcus. “Where do you live?” And Poopoo took Marcus to the basement of Hogwarts. Voldemort and Michael Scott were there for Marcus’s moving in party. “Why do you live here Dad?” Marcus asked Poopoo. “It’s a long story.” said Poopoo, and began to tell Marcus the epic story of Caden Potter. THE END Marcus Skywalker and the Attack of Character Armour Hi ym name is Caden and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Marcus woke up one day and he was like “Holay crap its the schoiol year again! Yaqaaaaaaaaay!” So Michael Scott went upstairs to begin the epic school year. “GIVE UM THE BEAN!” said the Bean as he walked into the classroom and sat by MArcus at the Gamer table. Female Stanley ate a few children on her way there.

Meanwhile, Voldemort and the Ratking were sitting together bingeing the Shrek series when Sid Sawyer arrived.https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Wasp-Trap “AAAAAAH!” said the Ratking. Voldemort and the Ratking ran to their royal bunker with Dora, but the rest of the town died. “I thought you killed Sid Sawyer Ratking!!!” said Voldemort. “Character Armor.” said the Ratking angrily. “I'll fight him!” said Dora. But Sid Sawyer ate Dora. “Oh no, this has gone too far” said the Ratking. And Sid made his way to Hogwaerst,.s….s...s.s.s..s..s.s.ds,sdl.sdsfg;a,rlknsfmdv, c./

Mr. Bobolz was teaching the Gamers how not to do illegal drugs https://www.wikihow.com/Not-Do-Drugs when Sid Sawyer was out there. “OH no.” said Mr. Bobolz who proceeded to have diarrhea and die.https://www.wikihow.com/Cure-Diarrhea “NOT MR. BOBOLZ!” said Female Stanley, calmly. She went out there and attacked Sid Sawyer, and was able to take him down. “YAYAYY!” said Female Stanley.

The next day, the Ratking arrived to talk to Female Stanley. “You have a talent, Female Stanley.” the Ratking said. “You need to help us defeat Character Armor.” “Only if I can bring my Gamer friends.” she said. “You can bring The Bean,” said the Ratking, “But Marcus is useless.” “THEN I'M NOT COMING!” said Female Stanley, very angry. But Marcus came upstairs. “I HATE CHARACTER ARMOUR!” he yelled. “I must fight him.” So the Ratking said “sigh”and let the nerd Marcus come along. But to defeat Character Armor, they needed a little help.

The Ratking went up to the Death Star and saw Darth Vader. “I know you are enemies with Earth but we need your help. Defeating Character Armor is a common goal.” “Okay.” said Darth Vader.

So Darth Vader, the Ratking, and the Gamer squad went to defeat Character Armor. But first, The Bean went upstairs. “Sven?” he said. But he had not fed Sven in the entire summer, and Sven was dead. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” said The Bean. “Hello Child!” said Stampy. https://www.wikihow.com/Know-if-There%27s-a-Registered-Sex-Offender-in-Your-Neighborhood The Bean ran away. Everyone cheered at him as he cried about his dead dog. “I am sad so I am going to turn to drugs.” said The Bean. But Mr. BoBoLz came back from Character Armor. “No.” he said. “Thanks Mr. Bobolz!” said The Bean. And they began to kiss. This was not supposed to happen... The next day, Mr. Bobolz and The Bean got married. “Crap.” said the Ratking. “With this marriage it will take longer to get to our adventure.” So they kidnapped The Bean and rebegan their adventure to Character Armor.

Character Armor lived in Moscow, so it was a long trip to get there.

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