User:Siggmore/sandbox

= Katia Tulkin: An introduction = How do I even begin to explain Katia Tulkin? Katia Tulkin is flawless. She has two whole friends and a cat called Maggie. I hear her eyebrows are insured for £10,000. I also hear she does coca cola commercials...in Lithuania. Her favourite move is Shrek 2. One time, she met Mr Palmer on a plane. And he told her she was pretty. One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.

Early years
Katia was born to Catherine the Great in the year 0 BC, essentially making her Jesus. She's pretty chill, though.

Less early years
She became a well-disguised lizard.

The sadness of the present
Exams.

A list of notable accomplishments

 * Being born
 * Not dying (as of 28/04/18)
 * Not being killed (see above)
 * Toes
 * Decent sense of humour
 * Only being socially awkward noticeably 63% of the time
 * Always bringing vegemite bagels into school

Predictions for the future
Probably not head-first in a trash can.

Probably.