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Jonny Coles
Jonny Coles, born 17/08/1988 is an Australian human.

He is best noted for his online wit and attempted humour, which is questionable in reality. He associates with several other humans, who for the most part humour him by feigning amusement at said wit, as well as expressing a feigned interest at his general existence.

Jonny was dealt a dud hand, but he is also known to make the most of the hand he was dealt, and is renownd for never giving in, even at a point where the majority of humans would throw in the towel.

Highlights

In 2004, Jonny was at his most plump, and he played the part of a great sidekick style acquaintance as "the fat kid".

In 2006, Jonny lost a significant amount of weight. He then proceeded to sport a questionable bowl-haircut for a little over 3 years. This was just great.

In early 2012, Jonny attempted to express himself further through music, though this was quashed when he was harshly rejected in an audition for the 2014 version of "The Voice" when he attempted to perform "Shake" by the Artist Kiss Chasey. This not only spirred Jonny on, but made him a self-professed stronger boy (note: Jonny is yet to reach manhood). He was quoted as saying "I'm sick of it, but I'm just going to keep trying to maximize the dud hand I was dealt. Ain't nothing gunna break my stride". This caused widespread outrage among Jonny's acquaintances, not only in it's delivery and the use of the phrase from a popular 90's song, but also the notion that Jonny continues to feel a sense of entitlement and rarely questions his purposelessness. For this reason, Jonny has very few real friends.

Future Prospects

Jonny hopes to open a banana stand on the corner of Ashgrove Avenue and Waterworks Road in the suburb of Ashgrove in Brisbane. His long-term goal is to operate and supply the "Best damn nanas you gon'eva see". Jonny is a special human.