User:Silkdaddy

My Facts:

I laugh at everything, always up for a good time, I work hard and party harder……..and I’m pretty amazing too! I’ve lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes-men. I own 4 sports cars, and rent 5. I’ve taught a horse to read my email. I was the featured man at a bachelorette auction that brought in over 13 million euro, under the table. I speak fluent French, in Russian. My charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it. I am the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test. Every time I go for a swim. Dolphins appear. Alien abductors have asked me, to probe them. My legend precedes me, the way lightning precedes thunder. I live vicariously through myself. I’m a lover, not a fighter……. but I’m also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.