User:SimonTrew/Ivanvector owns a cat

Ivanvector owns a cat It can't be denied and that Is why I'll repeat it, that Ivanvector owns a cat.

Ivanvector's cat is clever If elected, cat will never Cheat or scrounge or lay its paws On anything of mine or yours

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