User:Simpmon/sandbox

Early life and education
Marshall Jaket was raised in the wild outback of Australia by a pack of wild, rabid fence hopping rabbits whom he frequently sexually assaulted. because of this got contracted chlamydia and promptly died a few days afterward.

Career and impact
nothing he did was substantial except for the intercourse with rabbits.

Awards and honours
300 rabbit-human hybrid people which frankly, would make furries jealous