User:Simpsonm1

Quad (kwad) - A rare member of a small group of employees from a single company that share a common experience.

Quad is an asexual term...One just is a Quad, the plural of course being Quadi...

The collective term
The collective term for a gathering of Quadi is a "Ppithsup" (pronounced Pissup) or the more commonly used "Gargle"

Behaviour
On occassion, as a consequence of forming a Gargle, a Quad may become somewhat excitable and intoxicated leading to a condition known as Donnanowaremehomeosis or "Pie Eye". A quad that Gargles and then suffers from pie eye is an unpredicatblle beast and should be approached with some care and attention...if said Quad is making unintelligible noises that sound like "Zorba"...simply run away or the Quad is likely to latch on to you and hurl one around in a poor imitation of a legendary Greek dance...