User:SirCrotchBeard

SirCrotchBeard is the alias used by this page's owner as their Wikipedia username as well as for their PlayStation Network Online ID, and soon for their Xbox Live Gamertag (to be changed from the current "FE0NIX PHEATHER").

Origin of the Alias
While inebriated with his wife and a friend the user known as SirCrotchBeard was brainstorming for an idea for a Playstation Online ID that would be unforgettable and easily recognizable, with a basic premise that is should "Sufficiently piratey." He and his friend went back and forth and early conceptualizations for the new name included various conpents such as "Peggy," "Captain," and "Beard," but these were not apt descriptions for their owner, who is lithe and unable to grow a full beard. The inspiration of a lacking, scruffy beard led the friend to burst out with the suggestion of "CaptainCrotchBeard!" This however, was longer than the 16-character limit on Playstation Online IDs. By the suggestion of the wife, the final iteration of the name became "SirCrotchBeard," owing the addition of "Sir" to the historical occurance in which pirates would sometimes become knighted in order to combat the threat of other rogue pirates on the mainland.

Edit History
A list of edits performed by SirCrotchBeard are listed below, for his own convenience:
 * 12/2/2016 - Kevan Brighting, Narrator of The Stanley Parable.
 * 12/2/2016 - SirCrotchBeard, this current page.