User:Sir Charms a Lot

What... is yer name?

- Sir Charms a Lot!

What... is yer quest?

- To pedantically fix every poorly worded sentence and misspelled word I come across in Wikipedia!

What... is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

- [https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Monty_Python_and_the_Holy_Grail#Three_questions What do you mean? An African or European swallow?]