User:Sir Intellegence/joke

Joke of the day
My joke of the day (or when I update it...). I don't intend to insult anyone with my jokes! (previous jokes are stored in the talk page of this page) Blast the joke off the page if it must, but keep the page intact so I can try better ones. This section is a transclusion. This is the original page. If you want to, you can leave comments on my talk page.

Moses, Jesus, and an old guy are playing golf. Moses hits the ball, and it lands in the water. Te then parts the water and the ball rolls up into the green. Then Jesus hits the ball, it skips across the water, and lands further up the green than Moses' ball. Then, on his turn, the old guy hits the ball straight up, a bird catches it in its beak, and it drops it onto the green where a turtle pushes the ball into the hole. Then Moses says to Jesus, "I hate it when your father plays."