User:Sir aethelred pisp

Sir aethelred pisp - a username simply because I cannot use my normal username as it is too similar to another. Sir aethelred pisp was a character I invented years and years ago, when I thought i might have a book in me:[I did not]. The character did actually write his name in lower case, like the poet e.e. cummings. Sir aethelred is a bad tempered old git who still lives in 1938. His wife, Marjorie, is long dead, but aethelred thinks that she's in Cheltenham, looking at shoes. He claims to have invented many things, but these claims don't bear close scrutiny.