User:Sir crack

Christopher kent was born on a cold spring night unlike no other.. when he was born he was given three gifts these consisted of a golden egg...elephhant dunn....nd a dido CD

these kept Chris in good steed for the future and soon he was king of Jerusilam untill sir padams knocked him off this presgtiges title and chris was left to wander the vallys of mount haramanjo all alone.

chris was cuts off and was known as a 'spent force' to try and regain some respect he tryed to defeat sir joeA but was defeated easily in a COD4 RPG fight. he was now known as spent force for years untill he found monster hunter and began to play wiv price philmo and siir fletchface but after a positive strt began to faulter and he slowly was known as a spent force once more....

he now spends his days drinking rum and remincin on the days his paintball gun actually had some paintballs!