User:Sir john booberham

sir john booberham was the lost, and unwanted son of the queen. he now lives in east germany with his family of ducks in the ham industry. he has a very succesfull business called booberham united, recycling old frisbees and selling nice ham. his ham is nice. sir john booberham was never knighted. he renamed himself in 1942. in 1961 booberham was unfortunate enough to loose his legs, both of them, in a cycling accident with his ducks french reletives who are still alive today currently living in mongolia in a tipee with a family of red indians and cowboys. his ham is nice. very nice. you can visit him on www.booberham.com or his wifes websire www.poos.com