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Someone add in Devo's "Whip It" and Mindfunk's "Mama, Moses, and Me." + L&'s "Broomstick".

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This is a list of songs about masturbation, as deliberately intended by their lyricists.

G

 * "Get a Grip" by Semisonic
 * "Get Off" by The Dandy Warhols
 * "Getting Off" by Korn
 * "The Girls of Porn" by Mr. Bungle
 * "Get A Grip On Yourself" by Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
 * "(Get A) Grip (On Yourself)" by The Stranglers
 * "Give Yourself a Hand" by Crash Test Dummies
 * "Good Girls Go to Heaven (Bad Girls Go Everywhere)" by Jim Steinman
 * "Go with the Flow" by Queens of the Stone Age
 * "Get Ready" by Anastacia

H

 * "Ham on the Bone" by GWAR
 * "Hands on Experience" by High and Mighty
 * "Hands on Experience" by Company Flow
 * "Handyman" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
 * "Have a Wank" by Kunt and the Gang
 * "Hey Masturbator" by Tom Green
 * "Holding My Own" by The Darkness
 * "Homemade" by Sebadoh
 * "He's My Best Friend" by Jellyfish
 * "Hello Kitten" by Hefner
 * "Hello Time Bomb" by Matthew Good Band

I

 * "Icicle" by Tori Amos
 * "I Don't Need A Man" by Pussycat Dolls
 * "If I Can't Have You, (I'll Have Myself)" by The Fryalators
 * "I Touch Myself" by Divinyls
 * "I Love Me" by FDQ
 * "I Wanna Fuck Myself" by GG Allin
 * "Imaginary Lover" by Atlanta Rhythm Section
 * "I'm A Wanker" by Ivor Biggun
 * "I'm Bored" by Iggy Pop
 * "In Every Dream Home a Heartache" by Roxy Music
 * "In the Car" by Barenaked Ladies
 * "Innocent X" by Therapy?
 * "The Internet Is for Porn" from the musical Avenue Q
 * "Internet Porn" by DaVinci's Notebook
 * "Into The Woods" by My Morning Jacket
 * "It's Only Me (The Wizard of Magicland) by Barenaked Ladies
 * "It's Time To Party" by Andrew W.K.

J

 * "Jack U Off" by Prince
 * "Jerkit Circus" by Digital Underground
 * "Jerk It Out" by Caesars
 * "Jizzlobber" by Faith No More
 * "Joystick" by Dazz Band

L

 * "Longview" by Green Day
 * "Letter to my Penis" by Rodney Carrington bob Seeger like a rock

M

 * "Magazines" by Brand New
 * "Making Love Alone" by Bernadette Peters
 * "Making Love To Yourself" by Golden Earring
 * "Man Ray" by The Futureheads
 * "Masturbates" by Mindless Self Indulgence
 * "Masturbation" by BeNuts
 * "Masturbation Blues" by David Allan Coe
 * "Masturbating Smile" by Kuroyume
 * "Masturbating the War God" by Nile
 * "Me and My Vibrator" by Suzie Seacell
 * "Miss Michigan" by Mustard Plug
 * "Mister Richard Smoker" by Ween
 * "Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
 * "Mental Masturbation" by Jackyl
 * "Mother Fist" by Marc Almond
 * "Mr. Hand" by Mucky Pup
 * "Murder Ink" by Dr. Dre
 * "Murder Murder Murder" by Twiztid
 * "Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew" by Scatterbrain
 * "Muscle of Love" by Alice Cooper
 * "My Ding-a-ling" by Chuck Berry
 * "My Mind is a Muffler" by Arab on Radar
 * "Mystery Dance" by Elvis Costello
 * "My Hand Is My Best Friend" by Keep Left
 * "Masturbation in der Sonne" by Mutabor
 * "M 'n' M's" by Blink 182

N

 * "Nasty Habits" by Oingo Boingo
 * "National Health" by The Kinks
 * "Neilhouse" by the Ataris
 * "Doin' Laundry" by Nerf Herder
 * "No Bone Movies" by Ozzy Osbourne
 * "Not Home" by Stephen Lynch

O

 * "On the DL" by The Pharcyde
 * "One Time For Me" by Reverend Horton Heat
 * "Opps (Oh My)" by Tweet
 * "Orgasm Addict" by Buzzcocks

P

 * "Páginas Pegadas" by Attaque 77 (translates to `Sticky Pages´)
 * "Party By Myself" by Flashlight Brown
 * "Paulina" by No Doubt
 * "Penetration in the Centerfold" by Devo
 * "The Perfect Kiss" by New Order
 * "Pet Names for Genatalia" by Tom Green
 * "Phoebe Cates" by Fenix TX
 * "Pictures of Lily" by The Who
 * "Pink Killer" by Dir en grey
 * "Photograph" by Def Leppard
 * "Playmate of the Year" by Zebrahead
 * "Porno for Pyros" by Porno for Pyros
 * "Potential People" by Bubblemath
 * "Pound My Skinny Head" by Sebadoh
 * "Powertool" by Gardenian
 * "Praying Hands" by Devo
 * "Private Joy" by Prince
 * "Protex Blue" by The Clash
 * "Pump It Up" by Elvis Costello
 * "Pumping For Jill" by Iggy Pop

R

 * "Rattlesnake Shake" by Fleetwood Mac
 * "Right Hand-o-Rama" by The Network
 * "Right In Time" by Lucinda Williams
 * "Roll Yer Own" by Jethro Tull
 * "Rosie" by Jackson Browne
 * "Rose Darling" by Steely Dan
 * "Rubbing the Elf" by Diesel Boy
 * "Rub One Out" by 2ge+her

S

 * "Take Care" by Janet Jackson
 * "Talk to Me" by Stephen Lynch
 * "Tamborine" by Prince
 * "Teenage Kicks" by The Undertones
 * "Telephone Masturbator" by Pork Dukes
 * "That's Good" by Devo
 * "The Bitch Of Living" from Spring Awakening (musical)
 * "The Holiday Song" by Pixies
 * "The Most Wonderful Girl" by Lords of Acid
 * "The Winker's Song" by Ivor Biggun


 * "Thinking of You" by A Perfect Circle
 * "Three Times A Day" by Sebadoh
 * "Tits on the Radio" by Scissor Sisters
 * "Tonight I Fancy Myself" by The Beautiful South
 * "Too Much Sex (Too Little Jesus)" by The Drive-By Truckers
 * "Touch Of My Hand" by Britney Spears
 * "Touch Myself" by Divinyls
 * "Toyz" by Missy Elliott
 * "Trigger" by Sandrine
 * "Try Not To Think" by Easyworld
 * "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors

U

 * "Undercover Angel" by Alan O'Day
 * "U + Ur Hand" by Pink
 * "Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss" by The Bloodhound Gang

V

 * "Variations sur Marilou" by Serge Gainsbourg
 * "Vaseline and a Magazine" by Nobodys
 * "Very Busy People" by The Limousines
 * "Vibe On" by Dannii Minogue
 * "Vibrate" by OutKast
 * "Vibrator" by Motörhead
 * "Vibrator" by Electric Six
 * "Villa Rose" by Blur
 * "Vicinity of Obscenity" by System of a Down
 * "Virgin Superstar" by Lene Nystrom
 * "Volantín" (Kite) by Chancho en Piedra

W

 * "Waggy" by Blink 182
 * "Wank" by Out of Your Mouth
 * "Wank Fantasy" by Kunt and the Gang
 * "Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-girlfriend Who Died" by Kunt and the Gang
 * "Warm Hand on a Cold Night (A Tale of Onesomes)" by Cephalic Carnage
 * "Weenie In A Bottle" by Hawaiian Ryan


 * "Wiggle Stick" by Reverend Horton Heat
 * "Wiggley Fingers" by Patty Griffin
 * "When I Think of You" by Prozzak
 * "The Winker's Song (Misprint)" by Ivor Biggun and the Red-nosed Burglars
 * "White Knuckles" by Foetus aka J. G. Thirlwell
 * "Why Bother?" by Weezer
 * "Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too" by Say Anything