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His first Years
During his first years of life there were many near death experiences for Sam, but none of them could stop him. Not even nearly falling out a window on the top floor of a flat, or even nearly being knocked down by a double decker bus. All of these atempts pf taking Sams life failed. Ha ha to all you assassins out there. Sam even survived 3 viruses as a child. We should all be thankful he survived for we might not have the life we have now.

Starting School
Sam went to a kind of small school in Govanhill called St. Brides. This was a very old, crumpled building which was decaying ever second Sam was there. It only held about 300 pupils on the whole school. Sam knew he would get nowhere fast in this dead end school so at the end on his 7 years at St. Brides primary he left for a new high school and a new home.

His new school and home
Sams life had changed dramitically once he had reached the age of 12. He had moved away from his old life and started a fresh in his new enviroment. His new house was a more rural area much different from the drunken gang fights he would usually here outside his bedroom window at night. The hardest part of his move was he left all his friends behind and had to find a new group. There had been word around that there was a young boy living in the street called Nicolas. Sam decided to befriend this boy until he had no use for him anymore. Sams first year at his new school (St.Ninians) was very long and boring. There was different friends he had been with but had never really stuck with, that was until he met Skinny. They got on like 2 peas in a pod, like 2 drunk irish,celtic fans. In the year to follow Sam met someone, someone he had never met before but was confused to why he hadn't. Sam met Abigail.

The years to follow
Once Sam had sucessfully finished school with flying colours he went to medical school. After 5 years of training Sam was a fully fledged doctor. He did not work at a hospital straight away he decided to travel the world which would benifit him in the long run. On his journey round the world Sam was in Israel, he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sam had happened to go into a small place for a drink when he got into a fight with some guy. Sam would soon regret this, you see it seemed Sam had went to Israel right around the time of the second coming of Jesus. Sam had just got himself into perhaps one of the greatest fights since Santa Claus verus The Easter Bunny. This was a battle to the death with only one rule there are no rules. After 12 hours of brutal fighting a winner was declared, it was Sam and it started his road to fame.

His journey to Columbia
After just voting against George W. Bush in the American election, Sam travelled over to Americas friendly neighbours Columbia. he was greated nicely by his soon to be best friend Che Guevara. Sam got along very well with his new friend until he died from a very mysterious heart problem. Sam was very lonely now in this forgein country. On a walk around the area he saw a man pointing a gun at someone and hit them over the head and gave them into trouble for having a gun. What Sam did not know is he had just saved the leader of Columbia Fidel Castro. When Fidel found out he was so happy with Sam he gave him Half of Columbia and a trillion dollar bill which he got from an unknown source. Sam refused these gifts and returned home to Scotland.

His new feelings which would lead to his death
When Sam returned home his heart was set on finding one thing, his old love Natalie S. He searched high and low for her all over the country, but even with all his money and fame he could not find her. he decieded to give up searching and married his new girlfriend Rachel C. After two years of marriage Sam was walking down a street when he came upon a woman who had fallen in the middle of the road! He ran onto the street to save her from the bus, and when he picked the one up he saw that the woman was Natalie. With his last look at her he kissed her and threw her onto the pavement and was hit by the double decker bus. It was found very ironic that the very thing that nearly killed Sam was he was young he finnaly got when he was older.

His Funeral
This was perhaps one of the biggest funerals in history. It had people such as Jesus, George W. Bush(who had just won the election), Fidel Castro and his oldest best friend Skinny. The cerimony was read by good friend Tony Blair. The one person who never fully recovered from the death of Sam was Natalie←. She devoted the rest of her life to getting those god damn double decker buses of the earth.

To Conclued
Sam had face many difficulties in his life and he beat them all and will go down in history as The Man Who Changed The World.