User:Sk8r400

Sk8r400 is the online name of Nairb Notneb. He is an amazing person.
Nairb Notneb was born of January 3, 2008, in a small town in Arkansas. His parents immediately knew he was different. It took them 2 whole minutes to realize that what was strange about Nairb was his abnormally massive head. Nairbs sister, Linglestoofle, has puffy hair, so the Notneb family was not surprised when they first realized Nairb's oddity.  "Nairb is a wonderful brother...but he has a very large head" -Linglestoofle Notneb '''

At the age of two, Nairb realized that he wanted to help other young boys with his oddity. Nairb founded the Nairb Notneb Large Head Foundation, or NNLHF, that helps boys all over the world with large heads. His foundation is constantly growing. Below is a table to show.

The Big Head Song:
If you have a big head...don't be sad. BE HAPPY!

If you have a big head...don't be mad. BE HAPPY!

Because your lucky that you a head in the first place. Yeah!

If you would like to learn more about the NNLHF, you can visit your local library. Or you may contact Nairb's father, Yrag Toodlebopofitz, who often eats salmon and reads mail, at 1800645224124141.

''PS. Thats not his real phone number. ''

Nairb's Sister:
Nairb's sister is very wonderful. While she does not have a big head, her hair is very puffy. She is loved by all, although is often knocked over by strange figure skaters. She enjoys tofu (without chocolate) and wearing headbands. She does not let Nairb wear her headband's however, because she fears he will stretch them out.