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Dick
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Richard Alexander McManus was born on June 21, 1988, somewhere in California (who are we kidding, it’s a tiny insignificant state), second child to Karen and Richard McManus. Historians are unsure of the chronology of Richard’s early childhood, though it has been generally agreed upon that he progressed from a screaming and slimy infant to a screaming and slimy child. Somewhere in there his parents popped out a brother named Michael for him to corrupt and traumatize and moved the whole family to a commune outside of Houston, Texas. It was here that we believe Richard developed Multiple Personality Disorder before migrating once again to Issaquah, Washington, where his family currently resides.