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Skeeter Wiz

Skeeterwiz also known as Optikazume pronounced { Op- tic-ka-zoom } is a superhero passed down from generations dating back to the 3rd century. Skeeterwiz was said to have been a male about 6'3 in. and was very muscular with long hair who was said to have magical powers. He was rumored to have slept with pocahontas by accident and they had a son named Zeus. He also was named the greatest superhero by Marvel Comics and has become a downloadable character for the popular video game franchise mortal kombat. Skeeterwiz's the "Legend that was" used to be a play in the 15th century but was eventually turned into a roller coaster in the 1950's in Disney World and said to have been designed by Walt Disney himself and was recently named 2011's funnest roller coaster by TIME magazine, and was also complimented as best idea ever by The 44th U.S. President Barack Obama. Later during the mid 1960's the legend of skeeterwiz became so popular that Rock band "The Beatles" best selling album of all time " Las Vegas cell phones" was said to have been inspired by the legend from the mouth of John Lennon. The best selling album of all time by Michael Jackson called " A Thrill in my ass" was also inspired by the great legend. Since then skeeterwiz was also turned into a movie during the 1990's titled "Holy Shit it's skeeter" directed by stephen spilberg and featured actors and musicians such as: Michael Jackson as "dingo" Angelina Jolie as "waffle" Gene simmons as "skeeter's best friend" Will Smith as " uncle fat ass" Jennifer Lopez as " Skeeter's wife" and Mel Gibson as "Sam." Since it's release in 1997 "Holy Shit it's skeeter" has grossed more than 275 trillion dollars in sales. On it's firts weekend of release Holy Shit it's Skeeter grossed an estimated 174 trillion dollars within it's first 13 hrs. of release. According to legend Skeeter was captured by The Romans and was later placed in a huge glacier in the Artic Ocean later to be discovered by Christopher Colombus and was taken to him on his voyage to America. While stories through out time have been mixed, according to most he vanished for about 200 years and was said to be buried exactly under the Empire State building in New York, New York.