User:Skibidi mewer/sandbox

The Skibidi sigma war dates back all the way since the beginning of time. It all started when sigmas were born. They were peaceful, always mewing. Until the Skibidi arrived. The Skibidi were violent, ruthless, with a negative canthal tilt, and forever cooked. Or so they thought. When they saw how sigma the sigma were, they wanted their power. So they tried to take it, but the sigmas fought back. Using the power of looksmaxing, they defeated the Skibidi, but you can never truly defeat the Skibidi. 2 survived and were mad pressed. They had to procreate to save their race, it took a while but they were finally back to where they were before the war.

Though after so long, the sigma’s grew more powerful. This made the skibidi’s want their power even more. However, they didn’t have the means to take it. The sigma’s still thought of the skibidi’s as allies, which is why they spared 1 woman and 1 man. But the skibidi’s could not live with their own failure. And where did that bring them? Right back to the sigma’s. They envy the sigma’s, they didn’t just want to be sigma, they wanted to be THE sigma.

So they lived with them, learning their ways. Their master UMAX didn’t think the Skibidi were cooked. No matter how negative their canthal tilt was or how little they mewed, he never gave up hope. The Skibidi were going to rebel, but they seem to have found a new goal after joining the sigma’s. They were going to start mewing, but they didn’t want to put in the effort. They wanted fast results. They went to the king, Umax, for help. When they brought it up, he seemed discontent to tell them. That’s how they knew he was hiding something. Later that night, some o the most highly trusted Skibidi snuck into the king's rooms while he was sleeping and stole the most sacred book.

It was called “you’re never cooked”. The Skibidi liked the sound of that. All their life, all their ancestors' lives, they thought they could never be as good as the sigma’s, but this book gave them a shred of hope. That shred is all it would take to set them down a dark path. A path of brain rot. They read the book and followed it to the letter, at first, they were perfect. If they stopped there they would’ve been better than the sigma’s could ever hope to be, but greed corrupted their hearts. They went to far, they looked their last max, they started to look like a gaming mouse. They started to think THEY were the sigma’s. They had a new saying “what the sigma”. Made to poke fun of the real sigma’s.

The sigma were peaceful, never wanting a war, but the Skibidi betraying them, directly betraying the king, he knew he had to lock in. He started his next great mewing streak. He called upon his most trusted warrior, Don Pollo. Don Pollo and his army charged the skibidi’s most well guarded fort, Fort Nite. After a long and hard battle, the sigma’s came out on top. Though the king never felt better. He got greedier. He wanted to over take and completely wipe out the Skibidi. His plan to do it went against the first king ever stood for. He created ideals, laws, perfect order in his kingdom, but if the new king went through with this, everything the first king did would all be for nothing. Yet the king didn’t care, it never even crossed his mind. He was too invested in his plan. With the Skibidi’s strongest fort taken out, that left them more vulnerable than ever before. All he had to do was take out their remaining forts and kill the king. It was not an easy task though. The king heavily underestimated the Skibidi. He had not realized just how powerful the sacred book could be.

It made the Skibidi looksmax even harder than the sigma. But the process took time. Time the Skibidi didn’t have. They got desperate, so they went to the book for help, thinking “there has to be a way to make us win… right?” But that wasn’t in the book. There was never a way the Skibidi could win. Although the toll war took on the peaceful sigma’s was great, they ultimately won the war. The Skibidi king was later executed, but the sigma’s king wasn’t doing much better than the other king. He had many cuts and bruises. He decided to establish some new rules. More of a prophecy for the next king.

They said that the next sigma king would be from a land not yet known to them. He would arrive wearing the ring of rizz. It was also said that he would be a connector between the Skibidi and sigmas, being a direct descendant of them. With a sigma as the father, and a Skibidi as the mother. Upon arrival he would do great things. Though the king never did specify what those things were. It all happened many moons ago, many have forgotten of the prophecy, but others are seeking him out. Without him even being born, he has already brought so much hope to people in the kingdom.