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Alexandre Lambert

Alexandre Edward Lambert (the great Zander Beaf) if very interesting. His favourite color is “i don’t know”, his favourite hockey team is the Winnipeg Jets and his favourite height is 10,2. He is very strange, weird and questionable, although those are all synonyms, they are the three words that describe him best. He has a total of 17 hairs on his head. He is hated by most all teachers at his school. That’s all.

This has been my ted talk.