User:Skippingwithsalsa

Ryan Alexander Shettle

About Ryan
Born on the 4th of February 1992 in Epsom Hospital, he was given to a pair of red hippos to look after him. He soon started eating and living, just like a hippo...and he turned from a mild green colour to a brilliant peach! The hippos soon threw him out for playing the spoons to loudly, and his quest to find the great wind turbine started. His quest took him to a far away land called Stamplelond where he completely forgot about his mission and stayed there for 5 years. He stopped playing the spoons and started playing the piano where he discovered that he was half Brazilian. After his exploded, he left to search for the great wind turbine, ruler of everything good!