User:Skunko Hilarious

Skunko Hilarious (me) is a newbie at editing articles, but he's only in grade 10, thus should be granted mild leniency for his utter stupidity.

He'll do minor punctuation and spelling error correction in order to inflate his sense of ego and accomplishment which will, in turn, distract him from his dreary, utterly pointless life and lack of contribution to the world.

His (less depressing) ulterior motives for editing articles is to increase his grammar, punctuation, and text analysis skills.

He admits that: "I'll likely forget about this and in 10 years I'll find that my account has been deleted because of an inappropriate and unprofessional, though strangely honest, user page." He is sad about this fact and vows to at least attempt to edit articles semi-regularly for a while.

He will continue to belittle himself and downplay what he thinks might be accomplishments in order to avoid seeming like a self-righteous prick.

(This article was made by the Sad Person gang, which at the time of writing consists of only a single member)