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Juan Salvador Quiñonez Wu
Juan "Chino" Quiñonez (born the 6th of February, 1990) is a Dominican-Chinese-Argentinian best known for his awesomeness, charm and wit [citation needed to confirm 'charm' and 'wit']. He spent his early years of childhood being a kid, before moving on to adolescence and later adulthood. He attended a school, then moved on to University somewhere else. He likes food and a good conversation. Dislikes milk and papaya. He will go to extreme lengths to keep just about anything he does awesome. Sometimes he doesn't even have to try though; he's awesome enough just being himself.

What He Does
He currently runs a small (yet ever-growing) world domination center to which we cannot give the location to at this moment. Rest assure though; it exists. In his spare time he likes long walks on the beach, whale watching, an occasional hot bath and one day dreams of being both a World Leader as well as a talk show host of his own autobiography-television series which will be called "Overcoming the Asian Within: How I came to terms with my inner Chinese."

Nationwide Influential Status
Juan has been known to have extreme influences among young people of this modern age. His unconventionally dark humor, heartless jokes and all around sarcastic manner has made him somewhat of a model for children all across the world. Studies have shown negative outcomes in personality traits among both young and older children who have associated themselves with him. We highly advise you not to let them befriend Juan without supervision; he will turn them over to his somber wit and downright "chino-ize" them.

Proof
Me. This should be enough.