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Every life is formed from a sludge of primordial goo.

Cachingus Pingus states that "all life on Earth is meaningless and therefore cannot be trusted." Although his colleagues generally refute this, he claims that the objective nature of life as untrustworthy has been continually proven throughout generations of sentient and non-sentient life on the planet. He places humans as the primary example of untrustworthy sentient life, and mosquitoes as the primary example of untrustworthy non-sentient life.

Disputed Points
Glorpus Galingus, profesor emiritus of Clangor University, states that the main issue with Pingus' point is that, "Not all life is untrustworthy you paranoid dipshit; stick your head outside of that cramped basement of yours and take a walk outside for once you recluse."