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Briskynsdrome Pronounced (Bri•Skins•drum) Briskynsdrome is an FTD (Fantasy Transmitted Disease) that affects Fantasy League Mangers and Team Presidents. Symptoms include: -Poor Drafting choices -Cloudy judgement when setting fantasy lines. -Unable to make good decisions on who to play an who to sit -IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU PLAY OR WHO YOU SIT! Cause who ever that may be suck. -Delusions that there Fantasy Team is good, -Suggesting that every over sized Cup should have there fantasy teams name engraved on it -telling everyone to respect the Champ -Calling themselves Champ at all possible moments This FTD is highly contagious, doctors recommend if you have contact or play fantasy sports against someone with (Briskynsdrome) double up on facts and stats. Be sure of your lines and don't listen or believe what the infected has to say.

The origins of this FTD are unknown but reseachers believe that it started up north in a fantasy hockey league with patient 1 also known as patient Brian (Researchers believe that he may have been a Toronto Maple Leafs fan)