User:Slightsmile/FunnyPage


 * Try to guess the jokes from these punchlines


 * A pig that good, you can't eat all at once.
 * A talking dog!
 * but it took eight more to get her out on the front lawn.
 * Does this taste funny to you?
 * Everybody spit it out, they're assholes!
 * for someone who can't fly, you got a lotta balls.
 * Father, what strange men are these, whose balls hang in parentheses?
 * Good. Let's take these safes off.
 * He shot my paw.
 * Here's five bucks, now fuck off.
 * I'm going to fuck it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off !
 * I saw you were going to miss so I opened the door.
 * base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.
 * "It's alright, cobbers," says the local, turning to his mates, "he's one of us!"
 * May I ask what the chicken did?
 * No b'y. You know anything about propane stoves?
 * Oh I lost that after the first bar.
 * please let this be a teabag.
 * Probably wasn't the same elephant.
 * Stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here.
 * Try plugging it in, stupid.
 * Watch out dad, she's backing up!
 * Yeah, but it's not as good as the book.
 * You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?