User:Slightsmile/Quotes


 * A major cause of problems is solutions.
 * Any fool can make something complex; it takes a genius to make something simple. Pete Seeger
 * There are no bridges in folk songs because the peasants died building them. Eugene Chadbourne
 * I've been called worse by better people. Pierre Trudeau
 * Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance. George Bernard Shaw
 * Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance. George Bernard Shaw


 * A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman thinks of the next generation. James Freeman Clarke
 * It's not what they call you; it's what you answer to. Bill Clinton
 * Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. J. Paul Getty
 * It's not that they can't see the solution. It's that they can't see the problem. G. K. Chesterton
 * When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade.


 * If you want to get someone's attention, whisper.
 * If you can't convince them, confuse them. Truman
 * No individual raindrop ever considers itself responsible for the flood.
 * Nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it themselves.
 * There is no gesture more devasting than the back turning away.


 * It's often the good people who do the most bad. A northerner about Lee
 * Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.
 * The pope? How many divisions has he got? Stalin
 * You cannot know where I have to go until you know where I've been. Somebody
 * The classy gangster is a Hollywood invention. Orson Wells


 * The more he spoke of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
 * The more outrageous the lie, the more people will believe it. Goebbels
 * You are not thinking. You are merely being logical. Niels Bohr to Einstein
 * The truth is more important than the facts. Wright
 * Liberty doesn't work as well in practise as it does in speeches. Will Rogers


 * Money must serve, not rule. Pope Francis
 * In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. John Churton Collins
 * Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot that it do singe yourself Shakespeare
 * The more (things) you believe in the better off you are. (Henry Chinaski)
 * Sometimes You're the Windshield, Sometimes You're the Bug! Bug Boy


 * Anything too stupid to be said is sung. Voltaire
 * It's superficial till it comes and bites you in the ass. Nobody
 * Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the f... happened.
 * There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact. Arthur Conan Doyle
 * I don't know what a tea cozy is but I want one. Buffy