User:Sloth monkey/Titles

Below is a partial list of titles which I think may apply to my name, as of June 2007.

Definitive titles

 * Philomath
 * Automath

At an amateur level

 * Nutritionist
 * Environmentalist
 * Philosopher
 * Conspiracist
 * Ufologist
 * Eschatologist
 * Symbologist
 * Web developer
 * Pyrotechnician

At a very amateur level

 * Exobiologist
 * Egyptologist
 * Cosmologist
 * (Alternative) Historian
 * Theologian
 * Computer Programmer
 * Database Manager

In the future, preferably

 * Ascended Master
 * Polymath
 * Alchemist
 * Investor
 * Business Owner
 * (Amateur) Parapsychologist

In the future, perhaps

 * Mad Scientist
 * Inventor
 * Film maker
 * Author
 * Land Lord
 * Certified Nutritionist (, C.N.)
 * Registered Dietitian (, R.D.)
 * Chemist
 * Astronomer
 * Astrologist
 * Numerologist
 * Political Scientist
 * Activist
 * Revolutionary
 * Fraternal Member (Freemasonry, AMORC, etc.)