User:Slothhunter0700/sloth hunting

Sloth hunting Created by a goat known as James Goat in the 1600's. Many humans are unfamiliar with the term of sloth hunting. Sloth hunting requires a lot of skill and even more practice. Only few are chosen to fight off the worlds demon species known as the, "Ultra Sloth". My master and I are a couple of these hunters, our master James Goat died in 2005. While in space fighting off a new breed of alien sloths James was punctured by a pipe and was stranded out in the open. My friend and I quickly rushed to the scene, as we arrive blood is spread across the white moon rock. I look on the horizon and see these glowing red eyes. As panic set in i quickly carted JAmes back to our moon base. As we enter moon base we are greeted by our captain. He informs us we are'nt safe and as we rush James Goat to the shuttle glass breaks, sloths pile in and James is gone. We still seek revenge on the secret space sloths to this day. Many people believe sloths are harmless, as harmless as a baby duck, but they have been wrong about that. Sloths are vile creatures they will stop at nothing to destroy the entire human race. Sloths are like pigeons they look so innocent and then in the blink of an eye there is bird poop on your shoulder, but with sloths it's different instead of turd it's blood and your blood. I am writing this to inform the world of the true nature of sloths not because i hate them, no, i love them. Sloths are the reason we are as advanced as we are today. If it weren't for them we wouldn't have the Iphone or the Xbox or any of our everyday things. My dear friends I beg of you save the sloths by destroying their homes where is it getting us? In HOLE a hole we won't be able to get out of. Rainforests are not only home to the beautiful species of the sloth, but are home to millions of elegant species that we, humans, are destroying. My friends hunting sloths is my job, and saving the rainforest is yours'.