User:Slugford/The Give the Northern Territory to Portugal Party

The Give the Northern Territory to Portugal Party is a small, Brisbane based political party that believes that the donation of Australia's Northern Territory to Portugal will produce great happiness among Australians, and increase national wealth, as well as vastly improving diplomatic relations between Australia and Portugal.

Political Beliefs
Due to the general misfortune that the Northern Territory brings upon Australia, the Party believes that the donation of this region would be beneficial to both the country of Australia, and the potential colonial power. The Party staunchly believes that this power should be Portugal, due to their history of dealing well with natives in New World countries, such as Brazil. Furthermore, the Party believes that Australia's relations with Portugal are not strong enough, and Portugal would be a cool friend.

Actions Taken
In early 2010, the Party spoke to high-standing political leaders in Portugal, who passionately agreed with the cause. When the Party, proposed the idea to France, they passionately disagreed, but no compromise was made by the Party. When proposed to Israel, the military of the state felt threatened, and considered bombing Palestine. The idea was finally proposed to Nicaragua, causing several violent revolutions to take place within the country, and the overthrow of the current government, due to the Government's initial opposition to The Give the Northern Territory to Portugal Party's ideologies. A new socialist regime has been installed, that passionately supports the donation of the Northern Territory to Portugal. North Korea has indicated that it will finally cease its hostility towards the West, if the Northern Territory is to be given to Portugal, which has secretly been its wish all this time.

Domestically, the Party has had overwhelming support, due to the average Australian citizen's overwhelming resentment towards the Northern Territory. Even the Aborigines think this is a good idea, due to what they feel has been a lack of cooperation between them and the Australian Government, so they are willing to become Portuguese citizens. The conservative Liberal Party is the Party's main opposition domestically, who staunchly believe in the continued oppression of Australia's native people.