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 WHOOPIE-DUCK 

The Whoopie-duck is one of the rarest creatures on the face of the planet and heading near extinction in spite of its unusual mating habits. The reason it is considered so rare is that the species is only born with female anatomy and mates with males and females of other species. They have an average of 300,000 mates within their estimated life expectancy of 50 years. Short lived lives due to their attraction to city night life and over consumption of foreign substances.

Although it is assumed to be a docile creature, further research has brought to light how overly aggressive the Whoopie-duck can become over minor inconveniences or misunderstandings when interacting with other species. Beware their short, snappy tone if you do not wish to lose your head. The Whoopie-duck is known to tear off the heads of its male mates after it is through and no longer has use for them.